PETER SCHOOFF
Peter Schooff has been published in The New York Times, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and has had several short stories published on the website, East of the Web. His work was included in the humor anthology, More Mirth of a Nation: The Best Contemporary Humor. Also, Peter has been a top tech writer and editor for over fifteen years, appearing as a thought leader in books about data and business process management. Meet him on Twitter: Twitter handle: @pschooff
HELLAWEEN (Paranormal) - The trouble starts the morning after The Fifth Annual Hella Ween Bash when a group of friends discovers they've taken on the persona of their costumed characters from the party. There's Pam, who dressed up as Queen Victoria, a lesbian misfit who waitresses at a diner, and starts acting like she's all that and the Crown Jewels. There's Holly, who went as Aphrodite, her recent dry spell with men becomes a testosterone tsunami—but will that make it any easier for her to find one good guy? There's also a rookie used car salesman who is suddenly able to fly like a superhero, a devil dentist, a voodoo priestess, and Sigmund Freud (who can't stop psychoanalyzing customers in his supermarket checkout line), among others. The gang is divided over whether this is the best thing that's ever happened to them or the worst.
The bewildered gang tries to unravel the mystery of what happened, but there’s just one problem—no one can remember a thing about Halloween night. The only clue they have is a group picture taken moments before the witching hour. However, with a serial killer suddenly terrorizing the town, they worry that it might be one of their fellow partygoers. But what kind of costume would a murderer wear?
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